Sunday, April 25, 2010

Quintrex Boats Quintrex Boat!!!?

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is said that in a small kingdom forgotten by reason and decency, moving here and there a genuine rascal frustrated and bitter, Monday through Friday Every morning, after go to church frequented reluctantly school run by the Orthodox and immaculate authoritarian holders of the Faith, faithful members, both of those, old, terrible and sinister religious denominations of Christianity, disciplined and lovers of the holy and pure Katolik Church, Apoztólika and Batikana.

There, in those classrooms, the virulent rogue complexed learned to take his first jump in the ecclesiastical world of lies. Be instructed and trained in the blessed and false pretense, until thanks to the absence, these vile habits have become instinctive in his being. Study found that honest work, were not the only alternatives to grow in the world, you could always copy, steal, or through deception, parasite at the expense of others. With its cheesy crony, bullies and troublemakers, sowed terror recreational spaces of the monastery, where the weak and physically inferior were his victims, easy prey to authoritarianism and violence. During those hours, the bully began to understand that terror, intimidation and threat, will serve the rest of his life.

Unable to cope, overcome the worst of those who tired of his treacherous rascality placed him in place of shame, the future patriot, he learned to demean and humiliate the flatter. He understood that brought humiliation could allow pragmatically manipulate those who were superior to him in that way could take advantage and in the future, why not betray them and take advantage of that cowardly and despicable ingratitude.

Hundreds and hundreds of years of treason, perjury, lying, crime and Machiavellianism were learned methodically sorted through attitudes, behaviors and offensive doctrines taught by the purest and ambiguous sagradísimos priests proceed, do not skimp on communicating to their proselytes the dark esoteric intricacies and depths of religious education Katolik, apoztólika and batikana. The insignificant bufoncillo, which even then was beginning to show his idiotic smile so characteristic of his personality is back in future, thanks to its subservience became a favorite of one another Knight of Faith Day by day, as the gross repeat the error with fun and is pleased with the stubbornness of the supreme folly, the future demagogue, mechanically repeating the creed learned. Redundant prayers and prayers, were consolidating the sophistries felons.

passed and spent the summers and winters warm and contradictory in that city, wandered indifferent dynamic but Father Time, while grotesque buffoon both strong in their flesh and "arts", probably ignorant of the historical moment that should comply in the future fairly soon. And so it was that the youth Baladrón came to complete their religious studies at that institution is not profane, a son legitimate Holy Mother Church had gone one more step in that infamous lust step sanctified by the impunity offered by the sacred confession.

always watching and envying, former teenage altar boy became a young monk without his cassock, ready to continue his studies at the seminary, known by some with the name of University, where e interrelacionaría be confused with the children of those who both admired and hated contradictorily, they represented what he had long coveted but never get to be: a hairy strain.

In the courtyards, chapels and seminary classrooms, clarified, expanded and consolidated the knowledge and habits he had learned in the last cycle culminates in his religious education. She knew that characters of his ilk, could violate each and every human and religious laws, colleagues of his Alma Mater and children of Mother Church, co-crop and vice, would conceal him with unconditional love of brothers in the faith, their would offer spiritual fathers upon confession of crime and "sin", the childish punishment and punishment venial, thanks to which their conscience would be negligible numb by pimping drug, until it finally disappears, seared by the repetition of the facts obscene and shameless.

almost immediately began to venture into public life, then, patriotism and degenerate political life offered him the lineage and heritage opportunities had been denied. His first victims, fellow of the seminar. Tosca and clumsily began ranting about class struggle and injustice of an economic system that time and again called "neoliberalism" deliberately confusing it with conservative filibuster and commercialism, spoke of a Jew named NarX and his business partner , a skinny Ingels surname, which they allegedly discovered la raíz de los males, y al mismo tiempo la santa panacea, su nombre: Zoocialismo, y/o Komunismo.

Concomitantemente a la educación religiosa recibida y a sus primeros intentos dirigidos a manipular, mentir y embaucar, el futuro patriota estudiaba con detalle, a los héroes y caudillos vigentes de la perenne y monárquica mafia politiquera. Así, aprendió de un oligarca bravucón las maneras nefandas del terrorismo de Estado. Así también, se atragantó de la demagogia locuaz y descarada de un payaso que vendía circo grotesco mientras saqueaba el Tesoro Nacional. Pronto el bufoncillo parlanchín entendió que en Política, en aquella versión inmoral y siniestra: todo se worth.

Once completed his career at the seminary, some of his "spiritual masters" aware of their brutal talent decided that this ward should be supported strongly, as in his personality felt he had the "gift of the Faith." Thus, soon to be sent outside the country to be refined. That would allow retirement to waive any moral question, and turn it into a character, those legends, remembered primarily for carrying firewood or carry fire would then burn those wicked heretics, satanic dared to question the static Earth was the center of the universe and that planets were suspended by long ropes placed by the very virgin inmaculiada on duty at those times where love and torture are easily confused.

Back in the Country, the rascal of grim and obscene gesture, and become a grown man, he began his professional campaign, his teachers were waiting, hungry for the future benefit of leggings and look forward to success the interested scholastic and religious training had been offered once. Acolytes and followers would lack not, in fact, that kingdom gangs protect him, on a whole popularly known as 'party', ignominious and vulgar, always on his sister's incestuous relationship with religion. Yes, the party-became his protector, would offer the time, the opportunity and the excuse that his brazen careerism and opportunism need to form a patriotic and hypocritical reputation that would allow him to continue his career in the direction of one of its main objectives: become the powerful Archbishop of Carondelé.

victory by the hosts of treachery, deceit and demagoguery, which also protected by an immoral system which allowed him to deal with worse than him, day by day, the way he was shown Carondelé nearest . The religious crowd, now including cones, sometimes sanctimonious, guariche pray, pray curuchupas new age, burst into loud shouts of triumph, longing to see their new messiah, enjoying the benefits of the Archbishop's Curia. Servile followers and shouted "Now it's up to us", cried with happiness about what they would receive, others are rubbing their claws sharpened their teeth over here, over there is let down their pants. All happy, because the former rascal trivial had almost become a powerful bully that would lead the public altars which flow gracefully the pieces of silver and gold, with which you can buy milk and honey.

And the mob ruled!, The crowd of boors and lunatics picked his Archbishop. The knight of faith with his flag VerdeAgua, triumphed. "At last the Church will cease to torture, murder, lying and stealing!", Said the more hopeful, "the Church finally defend the people!", Said the most gullible, "the Country! ... Sorry ... the Church, and belongs to everyone! "snorted that are rubbing their claws and fangs sharpened. "Last day of despotism ....!" Said excited, Your Excellency, the newest, Bonísimo and His Excellency Archbishop, and then finishing the sentence of "Excellence", the Vice and Immorality exploded in a despicable infamous cry of victory: "... and first of the same !...¡ Live Your Excellency, Archbishop Carondelé! "

PS: I should note that the short story is based on" fictitious events. " Any relation to events or characters of reality is the sole responsibility of those who compare or link. All names have been invented, or so I believe, for the possibility that such individuals and institutions can be, scared, sad and ashamed , to say the least. However, if someone compare the story is upset or injured in their sensitivity prude, I can only say that pathetic and ridiculous.

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